Saturday and Monday Edition! F: • Flunkey (to beggar on crutches): " Get out of this. You came yesterday as a blind 'beggar !" Beggar: "Well, how am I to tell - "aetly which infirmity you prefer?" Elobbs "Which do you prefer—life in the -country or in the city? Dobbs: " I'm not

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Last Thursday the school-room at the United Methodiet Charon in Blucher Street presented a gay and testi ye appearance. The ladies had hat dat work, making provisions and te;,_ the men had Ifeautiffed the rostrum arid gallery with flags and floral dation/Lions. The tables, to ac

STAPLE PRESSES.—We have a large stock on Sale at pre-war prices, to clear at 6/- each. Will fasten Direction Cards on to Wood Boxes or several sheets of paper together. —J. E. Vero Ltd., Market Street. TOILET RnLLS-1/- each, 114- per doz, at Vero's, Market Rtreet.—Dhle X Value,

I suppose most of you have hr ard about the Rea Hen who found a grain of wheat one day. She said to her friends " Who will plant th•s grain of wheat for me?" Not I," said the Goose. •• Y u won't catch me doing it,' said the Duek. " Oh, well," said the Red Hen, " I wi 1 plant it

The vacancy in the South Ward, caused by the death of Mr. A. Chappell, was filled at last Tuesday's bye-election. The candidates were both Co-op. Directors, and the result was as follows : MARTIN (Lab.) - IRVING (hid.) - 716 - 670 Majority for Martin - 46 The Electric Theatre Ea

AttlL-41 j it 111\'. „, T c o Al % RCH 26th, 1920. Advertisements received up to Wednesday, 12-30 noon, at Office: Market Street, Barnsley.

Preceded by a tea given by Mr. A. E. Davie, the retiring president. The Easter Monday S,S.U. Conference to be held at Sheffield. The Rev. Frank 'Johnson, editor of the "Sunday School Chronicle," is the principal ipeaker for blot fling and evening. , The Whitsuntide Hymns for thi

For Large or Small Sums FREE OF INCOME TAX, Withdrawable at Reasonable Notice. up to £2O per week may be withdrawn from Investments in the Deposit Account without notice. ACCOUNTS OPENED ANY TIME. ADVANCES made on first Mortgage e property. APPLY FOR PROSPECTUS. Chief Office: 11